Chinese.Finger.Trap

knifemaster-:

knifemaster-:

I GOT YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT

COME TO MEEE

OR I’LL LURE YOU IN WITH MY SIREN SONG

AND BY SIREN SONG I MEAN I’LL STAND OUT SIDE AND BE LIKE

REAH COME BACK TO ME IT’S ALMOST EASSYYYYYY

AND THEN YOU’LL CRASH INTO THE ROCKS

AND I’LL DRAG YOU FROM YOUR FIERY CAR

AND YOU CAN…

IKR AND YOU SHOULD I NEED TO SHOWER AND AND OOOOHH WHICH ONE?

AND THERE’S A TEEN MOM NAMED LEAH

WHAT HAVEN’T YOU BEEN TELLING ME?

I SHALL. OR I GUESS I COULD PUT ON CLOTHES AND STOP BY BEFORE WORK.

SINNIE IS LICKING MY ARM. 

THE MOTHERFUCKING UNICORN. WE’RE GOING TO CONSOLING, FOR IT IS FROWNED UPON TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR MOTHER.

WELL, I AM THE WHORE OF BEST BUY.

(Source: terrachu, via terrachu)

REAHHH REAHHH TURRAH. TURRAH.

knifemaster-:

I GOT YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT

COME TO MEEE

OR I’LL LURE YOU IN WITH MY SIREN SONG

AND BY SIREN SONG I MEAN I’LL STAND OUT SIDE AND BE LIKE

REAH COME BACK TO ME IT’S ALMOST EASSYYYYYY

AND THEN YOU’LL CRASH INTO THE ROCKS

AND I’LL DRAG YOU FROM YOUR FIERY CAR

AND YOU CAN OPEN YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESEN

THIS IS BEYOND EXCITING

FOR I DO NOT OFTEN GET GIFTS

AND I LIKE THEM

SOMETIMES

MOST OF THE TIME.

BUTBUTBUTBJUTBUBTUBTUBUT

I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT UNTIL 8:30 THEN 11

BUT CAN STOP BY BETWEEN THEM

I GOT A PILLOW PET!

(Source: terrachu)

TERRAH, TERRAH, TERRAAAAH.

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TERRAH, TERRAH, TERRAAAAH.

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