REAHHH REAHHH TURRAH. TURRAH.
I GOT YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT
COME TO MEEE
OR I’LL LURE YOU IN WITH MY SIREN SONG
AND BY SIREN SONG I MEAN I’LL STAND OUT SIDE AND BE LIKE
REAH COME BACK TO ME IT’S ALMOST EASSYYYYYY
AND THEN YOU’LL CRASH INTO THE ROCKS
AND I’LL DRAG YOU FROM YOUR FIERY CAR
AND YOU CAN OPEN YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESEN
THIS IS BEYOND EXCITING
FOR I DO NOT OFTEN GET GIFTS
AND I LIKE THEM
SOMETIMES
MOST OF THE TIME.
BUTBUTBUTBJUTBUBTUBTUBUT
I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT UNTIL 8:30 THEN 11
BUT CAN STOP BY BETWEEN THEM
I GOT A PILLOW PET!
(Source: terrabull)
