I GOT YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT
COME TO MEEE
OR I’LL LURE YOU IN WITH MY SIREN SONG
AND BY SIREN SONG I MEAN I’LL STAND OUT SIDE AND BE LIKE
REAH COME BACK TO ME IT’S ALMOST EASSYYYYYY
AND THEN YOU’LL CRASH INTO THE ROCKS
AND I’LL DRAG YOU FROM YOUR FIERY CAR
AND YOU CAN…
IKR AND YOU SHOULD I NEED TO SHOWER AND AND OOOOHH WHICH ONE?
AND THERE’S A TEEN MOM NAMED LEAH
WHAT HAVEN’T YOU BEEN TELLING ME?
I SHALL. OR I GUESS I COULD PUT ON CLOTHES AND STOP BY BEFORE WORK.
SINNIE IS LICKING MY ARM.
THE MOTHERFUCKING UNICORN. WE’RE GOING TO CONSOLING, FOR IT IS FROWNED UPON TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR MOTHER.
WELL, I AM THE WHORE OF BEST BUY.
