Chinese.Finger.Trap

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

terrachu:

derpmark:

thunderbolts:

THIS IS WHY ALL MY EXES LEFT ME. DON’T GET IN MY FUCKING WAY WITH A SHINY PIDGEY, NICK.

(via fuckyeahpokememe)

i’d punch her straight out motherfucking shiny ass pidgey

derpmark:

thunderbolts:

THIS IS WHY ALL MY EXES LEFT ME. DON’T GET IN MY FUCKING WAY WITH A SHINY PIDGEY, NICK.

(via fuckyeahpokememe)

i’d punch her straight out motherfucking shiny ass pidgey